Things in this town are spooky, as I have already mentioned, but it doesn't stop at zombified teenagers. No, there is definitely something unnatural, you could even say SUPER-natural, about time here. For a start it feels like I've been here FOREVER, but if I consult a calendar it informs me that I have actually only been here 4 weeks.... secondly, every time I go to the local bar (which I like to call the Bronze just because of the spooky-ness, Buffy fans!) I enter it and have a couple of drinks and it's always the same; by the time I leave it's morning and the whole night has passed in the snap of a finger... at first I put this down to the vodka, but then I stopped drinking the vodka.. so really there is no explanation. I'm recruiting scoobies just in case we are actually living on the Hell Mouth and somebody needs to save the day. I stopped by the local library to befriend the librarian but he didn't speak English.

Meanwhile I've been practising Polish by watching tv, but nothing interesting to report, as most of the programmes they show are American so you'll be familiar with them all. Their version of Deal or No Deal, you'll be happy to know, not only has just as stupid contestants but an equally 'optimistic' presenter who likes to improve the chances of the contestant winning by getting all family members to hold hands and think positively.... But they never win big because they're stupid and can't figure out the statistics, instead preferring to leave it to the cosmic forces... all highly amusing, especially when they end up with 200 zloty!!