So, here we are in 2007...... the year of the pig, apparently... whatever.

On Friday I went to the cinema to see Casino Cheeese, I mean, Royale. It was in English unfortunately which meant I could understand everything. You see, when you go to the cinema in Poland they show the English language films in English with Polish subtitles, it's only when they go onto television that some dude dubs over the voices. That's why Polish people are good at English!

After the cinema I went to the local bar where I integrated with the locals by being a champion on the football table. Me and my new buddy team mate were taking the place by storm, challenging all who dared to take us on, eventually we were beaten dramatically by the one man team of the barman. Despite this, my heart was yet again warmed by the universal bonding qualities of football, transcending both language and culture! It never fails.